asking me what if grantaire didnt die with enjolras is like asking what if andrew rannells had won the tony i dont know what Major Global Repercussions such a thing would have on this universe i am not a scientist i am but a mere blogger
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he just likes saying it because it reminds him that once upon a time he was a star once upon a time he had a shot at making it and then norbert leo butz screwed him and all he has left now is a starring role in ryan murphy’s self-insert fanfiction
andrew rannells emerges from the beacon theatre, clad in a tuxedo. he sighs, rubbing his eyes. it’s been a long night, and he’s disappointed about his tony loss.
suddenly, out of the blue, there is a small, shrill voice. “andrew!” someone shrieks. he whirls around.
a fourteen-year-old girl is sprinting down the sidewalk, gasping and panting. there is blood gushing from her abdomen #tw: gore, and she reaches into the gaping hole and yanks out two small, beige almond-shaped organs.
“DENIS GET IN THE LIMO,” screams andrew, and he dashes to the curb and dives into the open door of the car. the chauffeur drives off, and on the sidewalk, the fourteen-year-old girl falls to her knees, extending a quivering palm in the direction of andrew’s car.
“you’ve… won… my… ovaries…” she gasps.
doesandrewrannellshaveatonyyet:
Andrew Rannells narrated an audio book! What has he not done?
won a tony
he has won my heart and ovaries though
oh y es congratulations andrew you have won………….
A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD’S OVARIES!!!!
c la p
doesandrewrannellshaveatonyyet:
Andrew Rannells narrated an audio book! What has he not done?
won a tony
did you make that blog name just so you could say that for an answer
no dumbass i’ve been running this blog for half a year and i have about 200 posts did you even bother to click on my URL
smdh
isandrewrannellsmyboyfriendyet:
Day 1: Andrew rannells is not yet my boyfriend. He’s gay. This is never going to happen.
OH MY GOD SO REDUCTIVE
